Ever feel how medical terms are too hard to remember? For aspiring students, here is a list of simplified terms which make much more sense. I'll update if I think of more.
Antibody - against everyone
Asepsis - spilling plant juice on your sister.
Artery - The study of the paintings.
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.
Bracheal - stopping illness.
Caesarean section - a district in
Caesin - starting a courtroom session.
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.
Chronic - neck of a crow.
Coma - punctuation mark.
Cortisone - area around local court.
Cyst - short for sister.
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation - in this place.
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.
Enema - not a friend.
Fake labour - pretending to work.
Fracture - number expressed in the form a/b
Genes - blue denim.
Hernia - she is close by.
Impotent - distinguished/well known.
Infarction - a person/b
Infected - person after researching.
Intercostal - overlapping beaches.
Interferon- a meddlesome person.
Labour pain - hurt at work.
Lactose - people without toes.
Lymph - walk unsteadily.
Lyme disease - lemon virus.
Measles - a stingy person.
Mandible - male basketball player.
Microbes - small dressing gown.
Neurology - the study of newbs.
Nephrology - studying your brother's sons.
Obesity - city of
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.
Paracetamol - seat designed for adults with children.
Pediatrician - person who urinates three times a day.
Pericardium - defensive technique using poker.
Platelet - A baby dish.
Proteins - in favour of teens.
Pulse - grain.
Pus - small cat.
Red blood count - Dracula.
Sinus - self-autograph.
Sucrase - a lawyer's marathon.
Surgery - a sudden burst of electricity.
Secretion - hiding anything.
Tablet - small table.
Tuberculosis - misplaced potato.
Ultrasound - radical noise.
Urine - opposite of you're out.
Varicose - very close
Vein - very proud of one's looks.
Vertebrae - on the edge of a donkey.
Zygote - alien goat.