I was actually planning to do a rant on the Twilight series, but apparently someone already beat me to it (doing a rather fine job, I may add). Bram Stoker can now rest in peace because everything terrible about it, ranging from glittery vampires and inappropriate vocabulary, is completely summed up at this website. I don't really feel there's a need to pontificate on the awfulness of Twilight; most people I know who read my blog hate the series anyway.
http://www.squidoo.com/twilight-sucks
P.S. When I finally realised what Bella Swan's initials were, I couldn't stop laughing at the irony.